Bruh

fairycosmos:

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

fartgallery:

*having sex*

partner: how does that feel?

me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool

neckkiss:

“Sometimes you need to take a break from everyone and spend time alone, to experience, appreciate and love yourself.”

— Robert Tew (via perrfectly)

amargedom:

“You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald; The Ice Palace
(via goodreadss)

bakedbananners:

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

boudicca:

“comrade in arms” yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

longnuts:

moonlandingwasfaked:

rcktpwr:

rcktpwr:

im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

please for the love of GOD stay safe

did you just tell yourself to stay safe

Self care

squarecloud73:

*I worship you Tumblr don’t remove it

Me before the show: Wednesday doesn’t need any love interest to overshadow her unholy, sinful, brilliant self

Me after the show: I’ll take the pink puppy to forget whatever the hell they forced on her

emotionalwords: